Category: Joke Board
One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S &
M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to
think of how to handle the situation.
Finally her husband came home from work, and he asked her how her day
was. The mother told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going to handle this situation.
Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and said, "Well, I guess
spanking him is out of the question."
Bob
um, what s and m. may i ask?
No Bob, don't explain it to him. LOL
Good joke BTW.
That's very sadistic Becky.
Would you spank me if I told him?
That's masochistic of me.
Therefore, Iternity, s&m = sadism & masochism. An s&m magazine is a sex magazine where sadistic and masochistic sex games are described.
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Never mind.
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Bob
Now I'm going to have to spank you for explaining it to him.
Don't threaten to spank him Becky, look carefully at the child's name in the joke and you'll see that it isn't a joke at all, it's a flashback!
Dan.
LOL yeah, I did notice that.
You guys are oh so un funny. <lol> spelled backwards.
boB, also spelled backwards.
For anyone who wants to know, sadomasochism is, (and I quote dirrectly from a book), "a broad term applied to a number of activities typically involving exchange of power or pain between consenting partners, often during role playing, and often including toys, tools, and methods for restraining and exerting physical tension and/or erotic pain." very longwinded, but there it is. funny joke, by the way lol
thanks for the useles info I already knew
No problem.